for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:
and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.
So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped
and that was my first gay experience
Omfg
Dermie:
Flossing-in-progress… wait, that came out wrong.
Sorry to say this doesn’t happen in the final print. What a shame. 8’D














